Located in gorgeous Downtown Dildo Peepee Poopoo University (PPPPU) puts the *ss in world-cl*ss education! This prestigious instution has housed some of the worlds most notables, including:
- Grerg Peligrino
- Brittany Crumptkin
- Sam Woodes
- William "Ace" Hodges Jr.
- current president
- Smith John
- Lion Man
- Kim
- Mike Pananza
- Denis Penis
- Pierre Enward
- 9. Guy 9
special shout- out to our honorary degree holders:
- Jules
- Bill Cliton
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M'Akay'L'a- Sir John Harington